My Novel

I decided after reading stupid books and seeing stupid movies about stupid girls who do stupid things and end up getting caught by the bad guy, that I would write a book about a smart girl who does smart things.

Ready?

Here goes.

Once upon a time, a smart girl was asleep in bed when she was woken up by a noise downstairs. She did not pick up a baseball bat and creep down the stairs, stepping on the squeaky stair. She did not wake up her husband to tell him that she heard a noise and make him creep down the stairs with said bat. She picked up the phone and dialed 911. The police came and caught the intruder. The End.

Okay, print it and bring it over and I will autograph it. Someday I will be famous, right? LOL