These pictures were taken within 5 minutes of arrival, I promise!

I hate getting dirty. I hate my hands dirty, I hate dirty kids, and I hate sleeping near dirt. Hence, I detest camping. My hands are always dirty, my kids are always dirty, and since we don't have a trailer, I have to sleep very close to the dirt.

I really don't see the point. I can sit in my backyard and enjoy the trees. I can turn off my phone and ignore life. And I can do all this and still be clean, and sleep in my comfortable bed and take a shower.

I feel guilty that my kids don't get to go camping, but too bad. So if anyone wants to take them when they go camping, they are more than welcome to!